Kids say the darndest things....

Tonight was our Ward Talent Show, and we were all excited to participate. We chose to do some skits and try out our performing talents. Kevin helped the kids put together a little skit, and I did one with some of the Relief Society ladies. To make this even funnier, I have to add in that the kids' skit was about needing toilet paper, and at first Palmer was on board, but then he was trying to back out when we were driving to the church because he thought he'd be embarassed.

I didn't have my camera, but even if I had, it would not have captured the priceless moment of the night....

So as all talent shows go, there are the performances, and then there are the gaps in between. To fill the gaps our awesome emcee dazzled us with his assortment of Laffy Taffy jokes, and invited others to share in the joke telling. We had some great "a man walked into a bar" jokes, and lots of fun knee slapper jokes. Well, after about four or five of these "gaps" where open mic joke telling was going on I see Palmer standing with the mic in his hand, then I hear.....

A boy goes to see his doctor and says, "Doctor, I need a new bum, 'cause my old one has a crack in it." The doctor says, "I've told you a million times; everybody's bum has a crack in it!"

Everyone was busting up laughing, I was turning several shades of red. I had NEVER heard this one from him! I pulled him aside to ask him about his joke, wondering where on earth this came from. He told me he read it in 'Diary of a Whimpy Kid'. Then I explained to him that although it was funny, it wasn't the best choice for a joke in the church; with lots of people looking on and chuckling to themselves. This stuff is so much funnier when it's someone else's kid. But, I do have to admit that it was pretty funny.

So, the Kemps managed to make their mark on the Ward Talent Show. Open mic might not be so open next time, and in the mean time we get to be the "butt" of lots of jokes!....at least Palmer said bum.

changes.....

This is what one corner of our basement usually looks like. This is where all the toys go, and where the kids are supposed to go to play with them. What mostly happens though is the kids get out a bunch of toys that they leave out, or the toys find their way upstairs and all over the house because the basement is too boring!

They love to make swords and weapons with their toys and then play whatever adventure movie they've just been watching.... Star Wars, Narnia, Princess Bride...you get the idea. But, they DON'T like to play it in the basement. So I find swords, guns, legos, etc.... ALL OVER!!!! Well......

The kids woke up to a surprise last week. A tv and dvd player in the basement! Now they can watch and play their adventures at the same time!!! Life is good.

Now, we didn't put a tv in the basement purely for the kids' entertainment. Kev and I have been struggling like everybody else to find time to exercise. We do have a gym that we can go to, but with the crazy school schedules we have, sometimes getting to the gym is impossible. So, we decided to put a tv in the basement and make the play area a play/exercise area where we can take advantage of the weight bench we have and the workout videos we own. Last week was my first week, and it went pretty well, I got in 4 workouts. This week I'll do better, and hopefully Kev will be able to join me a couple of times.

I hope these changes will make life a lot better. Kev and I will feel better and get the whole fitness thing back on track, and maybe my house will stay a little cleaner since the basement is more entertaining! The first thing Preston said about the new and improved basement was "Great, now we're gonna have to keep the basement clean cuz mom wants to work out."

Crazy Times!

I have been MIA for a while now, life's been super CRAZY! Here is an update of our last 2 months.

December was great. Kevin and the kids had their last day of school on the 18th. We then cleaned the house, packed the car, and headed for Utah on the 20th. The drive was ok, Nick got car sick the first night, the next day was full of "Are we there yet?" Driving across Wyoming takes FOREVER!! Finally after 1 1/2 days in the car we were home for the holidays. Here are a few pics of the festivities.


This year for Christmas we did a few things we've never done before. First, we spent the night at my parent's house, which was so much fun. It was fun to share our pizza tradition. Second, we let Preston open one of his gifts Christmas Eve because it was a group gift from Kev and I and our parents. We got him a guitar and we wanted the grandparents to see him open it. He was really excited for another instrument to learn to play. He does a really good Nacho Libre imitation! Then, we had a new santa helper this year, and that was a blast for me! It was so much fun to watch my buddy being so excited to make Christmas special for the family. The last thing that was different was all the presents were wrapped, which made for a little christmas morning confusion. We heard the kids get up, then we heard Santa's little helper being a little too helpful showing Nick that Santa had left him presents under the tree. We hurried out. On to the presents!

This year was also different because our kids are all getting older, and gift giving is a little harder to figure out. When we asked what they wanted the things were either too over the top, or too little kid. For instance, Kaydie wanted a Dora bathtub toy she had seen at the store. What the? I had to remind her she's going on 7, not 3! Then, we had lists that included PSP's, DS Lites, huge Lego sets! But as the kids told us it's ok to ask Santa for those because the elves can get the expensive things, then they're free! Let's just say this Christmas morning will not go down as one of the more magical ones! Palmer was upset that Kaydie got the MP3 player HE asked for, and he did not get anything that was on his list! He and Nick got remote controlled cars, what was Santa thinking?! Kaydie only got A Barbie, not BarbIES! There was some pouting and whining, and Kev and I almost fought back with "Well, maybe if you'd behaved better and had done a better job of obeying then you would have gotten what you asked for!" but we resisted. As the morning went on they decided their gifts were not as bad as they thought, it took until the afternoon til they would admit that they were having fun with their stuff. Preston got a digital camera, and Kev got a big hug from him, that made it mostly all better.

We had so much fun being home. We played lots of Battleship and Wii, had yummy dinners with friends and family, and had a great time being with the people we love and miss so much. But all good things eventually come to an end, and so did our holiday.

It was hard to leave again, I had to fight back tears when it was time to go. Nick got car sick again, then we decided to go a different way home, and ended up driving the whole way home in one day! We did not intend to do that, but when when it was 11:00 at night and we thought we were 3 hours away, we figured we would just go and not worry about stopping at a hotel. Well, we were actually 5 hours away and we got home at 4:00am! The kids were so funny when we were getting them out of the car, they couldn't believe we made it all the way, they were so proud that they had been such good little travelers and helped us get so far!

We got home early Jan 2. I was ready to get back on a schedule, looking forward to the kids being back in school, and excited for a week when the kids would be in school, but Kevin was still on his break. The kids had their first day back on Tues., and they went on Wed. Then came the arctic blast that made the temperatures dip to 30 below zero wind chill.... NO SCHOOL! Another LONG weekend. The kids were thrilled, me, not so much. Our anniversay was on Fri. the 8th, Kev and I had planned to spend the afternoon together, and we did.....at the Olive Garden.... with the kids! The plans changed, but we still had a fun day. It was fun to include the kiddos on our day, I think it made them feel pretty special too.

The next week we were back on track. All had been going well until Thurs the 14th when Kevin's brother called to tell us Grandpa Kemp had passed away. We weren't sure what to do, sometimes it's so hard to be a 1000 miles away. I told Kevin he needed to be there, and his uncle offered him a plane ticket. Kevin was going to fly out Monday, go to the funeral on Tuesday, and fly home early Wednesday. This decision was really bothering me, I couldn't get passed the feeling that all of us should be there, but I didn't want to make waves. My schedule was not the problem, it was Kev's that was hard to work around, but I didn't want to make him feel guilty about it. Finally on Sunday morning I couldn't hold it in anymore, and as we talked we decided to change the plans. We decided that we would drive out that day, and then he could still fly back on Wed, and I would drive back with the kids.

So, less than a month since we had left the last time we were headed back to Utah, again. I am so thankful for guidance from Heavenly Father, even when it's a pit in your stomach and a thump on the head saying WRONG! We felt so much better about going together, even though it meant a long week.

Being home for Grandpa's funeral was such a blessing for our family. It was so good to be able to be with our family and be able to participate in the funeral. We were so glad that our kids were able to listen to stories about their great-grandpa and learn more about him.

Kevin flew home early Wed morning, then we headed out on Thurs. I had not planned on driving 4,000 miles in one month, and definately not driving 1,000 without Kevin, but we made it home on Friday!

Then, I think Nick picked up a flu bug at church on Sunday. He got sick Tues night (26th) and threw up AGAIN! He asked me why he was the only one who throws up! I felt sad for him. But, he didn't have to feel bad for long, Preston followed on Thurs, then Kaydie and Palmer finished up the group on Sunday night. Another week and a half of school that my kids were missing. Finally, February arrived on Monday, and by Wednesday everything was back on track.

So now, after 6 crazy weeks I am hoping (knock on wood) that life will get back to whatever normal is! Time is flying, there is always so much keeping us busy, but life is good and I wouldn't have it any other way.

These are some pictures of some snow fun for the boys. Kaydie wasn't feeling well, so she missed it. We love playing in the snow!

These are from my parent's house. They have a big jetted tub and the kids put it to good use while we visited. The soft water and jets were a great combo for tons of bubbles.

Really, I'm thankful!

Our Thanksgiving weekend was fun and crazy! We were so excited for a visit from Grandpa Kerry and Grandma Karrie. They arrived here Tues. night, came over and surprised the kids as they were getting ready for bed. It was SO good to see them after almost 4 months. We talked and played games and made our big weekend plans.

The first thing we planned was a trip to Independence and Liberty Missouri. These two cities are a little over an hour away and they are church history sites. There is a Visitor's Center in Independence where we watched a video on the importance of family, and how families can be forever. It was so fun to see this with our kids and my parents. They also have interactive displays, copies of the Book of Mormon in all the different languages, and other fun things for the kids to see. The favorite part was a pioneer display, They have a model of a log cabin where you go in and learn about the pioneers who came to settle in Independence. There was a play area where the kids could play pioneer style with checkers, a covered wagon and a kids' size cabin. It was a fun place to see.

After the Visitor's Center we headed to Liberty so that we could go to jail. That's what the kids kept saying anyway! We went to see Liberty Jail where Joseph Smith and several others were held for over four months. They rebuilt the jail on the original floor in the exact place where it once stood and built a visitor's center around it. This place is amazing! The sister missionary who was giving the tour told us that the spirit is unrestrained in the room where you view the jail, she wasn't wrong. The spirit was so strong there, it was such an amazing experience to share with my family. I was so glad that we took the time during our thanksgiving break to visit some church sites.

Of course when we left for our day I grabbed the camera, but forgot to charge the batteries! So pictures? yeah, I got nothing! Such rookie mistakes, when will I learn? Kev and I decided it would be a great reason to go back again!

Thanksgiving day was so not what I had planned. Kevin and Preston went to play football with other families from the ward, like always. What wasn't like always was the phone call I got that morning. Kevin called to tell me he thought he had broken his collar bone during the game and that we needed to go to the ER! SERIOUSLY! At first I didn't believe him, I thought he was kidding me like usual, it took him a few times of explaining before I took him serious. So off we headed for x-rays. Yup, he broke his collar bone, not just fractured it, BROKE IT IN HALF!!! Yup, it's his right arm. Yup, he's right handed. And yes, finals are only a few weeks away! We don't do anything the easy way. It was a nontraditional day with a nontraditional dinner (ham, way easier!), and several rounds of dominoes. Despite the difference, we still had a lot of fun; well Kev probably didn't have quite as much fun!

On Friday we got the news that our dog Molly wasn't doing well and needed to be put to sleep (see previous post). It was a hard morning for us with lots of tears. I'm glad my parents were here to be with the kids, they were such a great help. The day was beautiful, almost 70 degrees outside, so we (except Kev of course) decided to get out for a break. I found this place the day before, the Family Fun Center where the kids got to hit golf balls and get some coaching from Grandpa. We also drove a few laps in the go-carts. Preston was stoked that he got to drive his own, and he was the only one on the track for his turn. I took Nick with me, my dad took Kaydie, and my mom took Palmer. We all had a great time. It was so fun to see the smiles and hear the laughs. We needed it that day! We also took my parents on a little driving tour of Topeka and got treats at Dairy Queen. We had such a fun day hanging out together.

Saturday was the day that came too fast, grandma and grandpa had to start driving home. We spent the morning together playing more dominoes and war, then we had lunch at Red Lobster. It was so hard to say good bye. At least it was more of a see you soon, since we'll see them for Christmas. We had such a great thanksgiving with my parents, I am so grateful they made the trip. Thanks Mom and Dad! We all love you so much.

Now for the wound photo gallery!

Notice how his right shoulder slumps a little compared to the left?


Yes, he's my hairy gorilla. No, it doesn't bother me! I love him like crazy:)

His right shoulder blade looked like it was kind of sliding off.
One of these shoulders is not like the other!



I should have paid more attention to what day it was when I took these pictures.
I'm not sure how many days had gone by, but the bruise had turned a spectacular yellow!

It's now been a little over a week since the big game and he's doing a lot better. We now think he might have cracked a couple of ribs along with breaking his collar bone. Our bishop who is a doctor also told me he thought Kev had done more damage than just his collar bone from watching the way he is holding himself and the way he is moving. You know how turkey bowl is, go big or go home! Really, the football part had nothing to do with it, he was running to catch a long pass, stepped in a hole, and fell hard. He will want me to clarify that yes, he caught the ball!

Finals start this week, he will be able to dictate his essays and circle answers instead of fill in scan tron bubbles, so he should be fine for those.

It has been been all kinds of crazy this past week, but what's life without the crazy? If we didn't have the crazy could we appreciate the good times? All I know is that it was a good thing we started off thanksgiving weekend by learning about how Joseph Smith was very kind and gracious during his time of adversity in Liberty Jail. That put a broken collar bone in perspective, it can always be worse, so why not just smile and make the best of it?!

Our Molly

Our dear sweet Molly passed away.

Kevin and I adopted her almost 10 years ago.

We knew she was the right dog when she leaned up against the gate so that we could touch her.

We could not have picked a better dog. She was such a friendly and loving dog.

Preston and Molly were the best of friends. It was so hard for him to leave her behind when we moved. He spent our last morning outside with her. You can see how hard it was on him by the look on his face. Kevin and I couldn't bear to watch him pet her and just sob. Our hearts were broken for him that morning.

Even though she was an outside dog she was the seventh person in our family. She has been with us for nearly ten years. The kids have never known life without her. They loved playing with her in the back yard even though she would never fetch. They loved playing with her in the snow, feeding her snowballs and watching her bounce all over the yard. They fought over whose turn it was to give Molly treats, and probably gave her way more than she needed. They got a kick out of watching her get "baths" in the summer when we would hose her down on hot days, and they always laughed when she would dig in their sandbox. They loved their Molly.



Leaving Molly behind was a hard decision for us, the only reason we could do it was because we knew Aubrey and James would be so good to her. They moved Molly inside with them and their dogs. She was happy to hang out all day on her pillow. She quickly found a place in the Pratt family. We are so thankful that she had such good care and so much love in her last few months.

Molly was an old dog and was suffering from being old. She had arthritis that made her stiff and it got worse this fall. She had a hard time getting up and down stairs, and was starting to have difficulty squatting. Then on Thursday her foot was injured and she needed to go to the vet. He told Aubrey and James that her quality of life was quickly going down hill, and he did not think that she would get better. So together we made the hard decision to have her put to sleep. We were so sad at the timing because we would be home to see her in three weeks, but we didn't want our Molly to suffer. She passed away Friday morning.

We love you Molly. We'll miss the way you "talked" to us. We'll miss your bum wagging. We'll miss your floppy ear. We'll miss you howling at sirens, and we'll miss you sitting on our laps. Keep Grandpa Joe company while we wait to see you again. We love you.

Preston saves the day

WARNING... Not for young viewers!!!!

About a month ago I was making dinner and Preston came up to me and told me that he knew who the tooth fairy was. I knew what he was talking about so I gave him a wink and smile. Then a few days later Palmer lost a tooth. Palmer wanted to save his tooth and get some money, so he decided to write a letter to the tooth fairy asking her to leave his tooth behind. By the time he remembered to write it and leave it under his pillow about a week had past since he lost the tooth. Well, crazy life took over, and that night the tooth fairy forgot!! Palmer came into our room with his chin quivering "Well it looks like I don't get any money." (CRAP CRAP CRAP) I asked him if he had looked everywhere, then I started quickly thinking about what I could do to save the day. Then Preston comes in and says "Palmer the tooth fairy left you some money, it's right here(he holds out some coins), I found it under your pillow." Preston had hurried and gotten some of his own money to save Palmer's day! This a moment that will make me smile forever. Preston was so funny all that day, he kept rubbing it in. I would get comments like "I guess the tooth fairy was really tired last night." We had a good laugh about it.

Then, I started to wonder if he had any other suspicions about the holidays? So last night we were talking to my dad on speaker phone, and my dad asked what Santa was going to do with us going home for christmas. Nothing was leaked, we got the speaker off and the subject changed before anyone noticed, but I saw Preston's light click on. When we sent the kids to bed I asked him to hang back for a minute. He looked at Kev and asked "Yeah, so what IS Santa going to do this year?" I asked him what he thought about Santa, and he looked at me and says "Well, I hope Santa does better than the tooth fairy!" He is so funny. We had a little chat about being a good actor for his brothers and sister. I'm excited for a new experience this year...watching Preston play Santa's little helper!

A friend of mine invited us to a bike park last week and my kids LOVED it. It is a BMX bike park so it's a dirt track with tons of hills.

It was so funny to watch them learn how to ride up hills, and learn how to roll back down the ones they couldn't quite get up:) I think they ran their bikes up as many as they rode up. We had a great time, and they did NOT want to go home. They were begging to go there all weekend.

They were out of school yesterday and we went again so they could have another go at those hills before the weather goes bad. They did so much better the second time. Preston cruises around most of it, Palmer and Kaydie still can't get up all the hills, but most. Some of them are really steep and tall!! Nick likes going down the hills and could get over the small hills, but I did A LOT of pushing yesterday:) We found our newest favorite place!

Cold Stone Anyone?

Our new holiday candy tradition

Make your favorite ice cream!!

Too bad I didn't think of it 'til Saturday.

When mom and dad don't eat all the candy for you there is

still a pretty good selection....even a week later:)

Bring on Valentine's Day!

Happy Halloween

Oh the fun of halloween! All the strategy that goes into everything. These are the pumpkins for this year. Preston's is on the right. He did it himself. I didn't get a good angle on it, but he carved a face on the front and a monster on the back but the monster part broke. He worked so hard and did such a good job, I was sad for him. Nick and Kaydie's pumpkins are in the middle, Kaydie's is on the left. She insisted that she carved it by herself, and she did. I helped her a bit, but she did pretty darn good with the little pumpkin saw. Nick was happy to let me do all the carving, he wrote on the back of it with a pen when I was done. He's goofy. Palmer's is on the left. Again, he had to do it by himself. We laughed because everything he carved was so little. Halloween on a Saturday was awesome, they had a lot of time to spend on their masterpieces!

And then there were the costumes!

Harry Potter. He loves the glasses and the scar. He wore the tie to church

Miss Hermione Granger. She could have won the look alike award! I think she picked the perfect costume this year!

The Death Eater. Darn those masks,

why can't you wear them to anything?

The hunter. He can't wait til he can wear the camo for hunting! Too bad he'll have probably outgrown this set by then:)

Our halloween weekend was pretty fun. Friday night was the big trunk-or-treat at the church. We had yummy chili and homemade pie. I went as a referee, Kevin almost dressed up too! He put on his Nicaragua baseball shirt with his jeans and went as "Ward Softball Guy" it's the most he's done in ten years so I'll give him credit. Maybe next year we can see if we can get him to do more! We had a great time and got lots of candy. The kids liked how they were able to fill up their buckets in about 20 minutes!

Saturday was pretty laid back. We carved pumpkins and hung out most of the day. I didn't want to trick-or-treat in our complex because I don't know very many people. It feels weird to teach your kids that strangers are okay on halloween. So we went to a little spook alley that the office staff here put on, it was so awesome, they went to a lot of work to make over the offices. After that we had dinner and played the Wii and some halloween games. The kids missed our halloween traditions from back home, but they adjusted and had a good time.

Now we get to look forward to a visit from grandma and grandpa for Thanksgiving, we can't wait!!